This is a blog of a teenage queer

Gawd!  If you are as gay as I am and you're looking for love, you better set your standards high, dahling.  Choose the best fuck buddy.  Filipino gays are ok. Japanese gays aren't.  I find them uber strange.  But Western fags are the bomb, my dear!  They're the best!  You see, they got everything a fag guy wants.  They are huge.  They are muscular. And most importantly, they're well-endowed, sistahs! 

So let's take for instance Mr. Tom Ford.  Ford is the guy behind the success of Gucci. 

If this Texan faggot would court me, I'd rightly say YES!  Gawd!  He's so handsome.  Muy guapo!  I just couldn't understand why he has this super to the max ugly fugly wugly witch-looking gay partner named Richard Buckley who dislikes having kids.  If Tom Ford chooses me, I'd give him everything...take note, everything!  By the way, you all wanna see Richard?

That's Richard.  No joke!  I'm not kidding.  He's two centuries older than Tom.  EEEEEEW!  Gawd!  Anyway, I have to go now.  I'm late for school.

I'm currently singing

Act bad
Don't hurt me
Look sexy
Talk dirty

You have to be as thin as supermodel Kate Moss and as striking as Jennifer Lopez if y'all want to be felt in the social scene. 

Kate Moss is one of my most favorite supermodels.  Her waiflike body makes every English fashion designer go MAD!  If I'd be one famous couturier, I want her and Naomi to wear all my masterpieces. 

I love Kate's bikini.

How about La JLo?  JLo got every beautiful thing in this world except for a beautiful husband.  Why did she marry one filthy-looking bastard from Latin America?  Que barbaridad!  Marc Anthony's face makes me sooo sick.  But anyway, what's important is that Jennifer's as sexy as before.  Yo quiero Jennifer.

I love JLo's shoes.  Are they Jimmy Choo shoes?  Even her bag!  Gawd!  They're soo beautiful. 

Hello there, betch!  I hope you had a great time doing your work in school, at home, in the office, in the bathroom, in the living room, or in your mother's bed room.  I hope your day wasn't like mine.  My day was so terrible.  You see, last night I was hoping to see my uber hunky crush in school but unfortunately, he didn't attend.  It was really disappointing.  Really really really really really a trillion times really disappointing.  So my good friend Danica invited me to a dinner date in some fast food chain in Katipunan.  There, we talked about boys we love and hate, laughed at girls we really hate, and took some pictures of ourselves.  Oh gawd!  You just don't know how much we love taking pictures of ourselves.  We were born to be camwhores.

Gawd!  Why am I so fat?  I want to be as thin as Bryanboy.  My face.  My face is totally hideous.  I need to make my face bony.  Grrrrrr! 

Eeeek!  Pimples!

Eeeek!  Eyebags Eyebags Eyebags Eyebags!  Why am I soooo fugly these days?  Is it because I'm sooo in love? Hell yeah, I think.

Oh my golly wolly papi chulo!  This is very funny.  Picture this, Bea Zobel Jr.  and her kids, Paloma and Monica, promoting for Bench?  Why in the world did she accept such an offer?  Oh well, I guess it's true RICH people love cheap purchases.  Below is the picture of Bea with her kids taken by moi at La Glorietta while shopping for a leather bag.  Enjoy...have fun! 

YEHEY!  Tomorrow's Monday, right?  Gawd!  I'm so fuckingly excited.  I'm excited not because I'd see that very horrifying face of my professor again but because I'd be meeting once more those cute soon-to-be entrepreneurs at the College of Business Administration.  Gawd!  I'd be able to talk to my crushes tomorrow!  And this calls for a celebration, right?  I have to take some of their pics and post them here. 

Anyway, reading Bryanboy's ever fabulous blog makes my day complete!  I love him.  Bryanboy is such an inspiration.  He is the epitome of gay chicness.  Gawd!  How I wish I could be as beautiful as this fag bitch from l'exotique Philippines.  I want to look like Bryanboy two years from now...NNOOOOO!  Probably thirty minutes from now.  Hahahaha!

Isn't he adorable?  More updates to come, betches!  Hey!  You..people should always..always..always..put in mind that FAG IS FAB.